so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
reason #50 why stonefield is the best couple to ever walk the earth:
This kiss wasn’t scripted. I repeat: THIS KISS WASN’T SCRIPTED.
"Oh, the kiss wasn’t scripted. I didn’t know I was going to do it. I just thought, “I just missed my girlfriend’s valedictorian speech. How am I going to make it up to her?” Then I was thinking, “I’m graduating. I don’t really give a fuck about this place, and fuck all of the people. So I’m going to go in and have fun. And embarrass her!”” Andrew Garfield
when baes mad at u
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that